So, I presume you've all heard about Stardoll's new "graphic novel", called 'Sea of Stars'. And I presume you realize that it's not only batshit insane, but terribly written and the drawings are poor.
I read the first 3 chapters of it, and to be quite honest, I had no idea what was going on. But I tried to understand the story as much as I could. So basically, it's about this little girl who's addicted to Stardoll, and comes up with these creepy house parties in her imagination, in which the invited guests include animals in human-like form, and some girl that stalks Singingmermaid. Or she's on LSD, either would do it for me.
Then, in the girl's apartment in Istanbul, there's a sudden power outage, and a narwhal jumps across the sky and gives her a [fricken awesome] monacle, in which she sees a leopard crawling on the buildings. I think she faints from not being on Stardoll for 3 seconds or something like that, but I can't really remember.
The next panel is this news woman, who seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to the Joker, informing all the residents of Istanbul about the flying Narwhal scandal.
And apparently, all of the news tabloids are Swedish.
^I edited in my own little comments, and the Joker.^
